the difference between actually very serious and actually very funny is actually very thin

so i was reminded of this stupid little thing that happened to me when i was 15...

it was around 8ish on a december night and i was leaving a store with my boyfriend mat, he was 16. we noticed these 5 guys (they were bigger dudes, 6 foot at least, and probably all around 18) they were just standing by the side of the building chatting. anyway we got in our car and as we drove by one of them threw a snowball at the side of the car. it hit with a loud banging sound. well mat, being mat, stopped the car... shut it off... and jumped out before i even knew what happened (he actually had to tell me afterwards that the sound i had heard was a snowball hitting the car). anyway he jumped out so i jumped out. i looked over the top of the car to see that the 5 guys had kind of formed a half circle around mat and they were exchanging "greetings". i started to walk around the back of the car so i could hear what was going on and then the guy in the middle of the circle reeled back full force and clocked mat in the jaw. mat went half-way to the ground but spun back up just as i reached the guy that had hit him and i put him in a "full nelson" (yes, i just used a cheesy wrestling reference lol) i swung that big fu*@er around and threw him to the ground. i headed for him, but he jumped up and ran. as i turned back around 2 of the other guys grabbed me. one held my arms while the other one punched me in the gut and in the ribs. they did this for what seemed like an eternity but i'm sure it was only a minute... anyway, while i was kicking and struggling and moaning from the blows (these guys hit hard, not like girls lol)... i looked over and saw mat had his shirt yanked over his head by one dude while another was punching him in a similar way to how i was being hit. well, i finally got my balance and my head together enough to lean back into the one dude and kick the guy that was punching me. i almost knocked the one down that was holding me but he picked me up over his head and body slammed me onto the asphalt (yes, another cheesy wrestling term). well on the extremely long fall from above his head to the ground i let out this screaming growling sound that sounded like.... well, it sounded like nothing i had ever heard before, it was "primal". then the guy that had picked me up took off running (i think the sound i made freaked him out or something). but as fast as i could get my footing i jumped up and clocked the other guy that had been punching me. then i saw him see his other buddy that had been punching mat take off and he followed him. so now that my guys were gone i turned to run to the one that was still going blow for blow with mat (mat is one tough bastard :) mat saw me coming and smiled... dude saw mat smile and turned to look at me... then dude ran off after his friends. we actually started to run after him (adrenaline i guess) but we stopped and he turned back and yelled "pussies" we laughed so hard at that. we actually just stopped right there in that parking lot, all bloody, and laughed! FIVE dudes just got bitched slapped by ONE dude and his 100 pound girlfriend. and they yelled "pussies" as they ran away. IRONY. we never did find out who they were or why they jumped us. we were both bruised up pretty bad the next day... but still laughing.